Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Picky, Picky, Picky . . .

In this blog, I’ve made a conscious choice not to write the verbal equivalent of a TWA poster (yes, it’s an old example, in fact, I’m hoping a few readers have no idea what a TWA is). Those posters with their iconic views promised an Italy filled with glamor, poetry and romance. I don’t want to dismiss that entirely, it’s just that life here, like anywhere in the world, is not without challenges; however, life’s challenges here are often quaint and perhaps a bit; well, romantic.

Take for example the grape harvest (la vendemmia). Most Cerianaschi have several compagne or lands that they cultivate. Along with their orti (vegetable gardens) many possess olive groves (oliveti), in one or several locations, and sprawling vineyards (vigne), usually in one location but on several terraces or fasce. The vineyards are the most prized of their lands and, usually, take the most tending.  Pruning, tying, burning, spraying, worrying and complaining about their vineyards is serious business here and most Cerianaschi make it sound like a thankless, lonely job. Ultimately this endless toil and woe leads to the harvest; whereas the work mentioned above is done and complained about by one or two contadini, la vendemmia demands: “all hands on deck!”


I was invited to my first vendemmia by a friend whose boyfriend’s family makes some of the tastiest wine in Ceriana. Work was to start at 8:00 a.m. sharp and a delicious lunch, prepared by the boyfriend’s nearly ninety-year-old mother, was to follow. The lunch was the lure for me; I’ve tasted Rina’s cooking before!

We, the workers, were first guided up to the highest terrace of their land and instructed to pick only the reds. Huge bins, I’d say the size of microwave ovens, were distributed, and with pruners in hand, we each chose a row and began. Once a bin was full it was carted off and an empty would appear. The youngest and strongest of the workers became the bin-porter and with six others picking and filling bins, our young porter never had a moment’s rest.  We worked our way down the terraces towards the rustico where a focaccia break took place. After this brief respite we continued down to the lower terraces. We picked and picked and the bins were loaded into a waiting Panda and taken off to a cantina where the grapes were given the rough crush. By 11, the red grapevines were stripped of their produce, all except for a few, whose stalks were wrapped in newspaper—we were asked not to pick these vines; a mystery? yes, but I was too tired to ask why.


Lunch was delicious, Rina made a lasagna and her son-in-law braised wild boar (cinghiale—and if you’ve read my previous blogs you’ll understand the next line)—revenge is sweet indeed!

My second vendemmia, just yesterday, came about rather suddenly and not by direct invitation. We’re having our roof redone and one of the workers was talking to a neighbor on a terrace across from ours. To the worker she ranted and raved that I’d helped other Cerianaschi with their vendemmia but I had never offered to help her; so he volunteered my services. I guess he figured, since I’ve been sitting around doing nothing but watching the work progress, that I'd love the opportunity to get out of his hair . . . I mean—the house, of course!

So let’s keep score:  two vendemmie less than a week apart; two vendemmie, yet two very different experiences.

The two vineyards were as different as could be; whereas, the first was well kempt with all the grape clusters well exposed and dangling at nearly the same, workable, level, the second vineyard was overgrown with weeds and brambles; bunches of grapes were intertwined with all sorts of flora and each bunch had to be teased out of its growing place. Oh, I picked my share but I, being the youngest of this vendemmia, soon became the porter. My neighbor didn’t have bins to port, but rather used plastic bags once holding manure—they were cleaned of course . . . I think.

There were five of us working:  two guys from Sanremo were stationed at the rustico crushing grapes; two pickers, both neighbors of mine; and yours truly, the porter!
The pickers worked amazingly fast, obviously experienced at finding grapes in the rough. Filled bags were left for me to find amongst the vines et al.  The bags weren’t always easy to find, and I’m still not sure I collected them all. At one point I looked down a row to find that I missed a bag amongst the brambles; as I got closer I discovered that what I thought was a overly filled bag turned out to be the ass-end of a pet goat. 

There was no easy way down or up from one terrace to the next, but somehow all of the grapes ended up at the rustico for processing.

Like my first vendemmia, the second included a lunch. As we approached the table one of the “crushers” grabbed a few tomatoes from a vine and a handful of basil and made a delicious salad as an antipasto. Our hostess came running from the kitchen, yelling and screaming that he’d spoiled her entire menu. At this point in the day we were all conditioned to her mad rants and raves, so we kept on enjoying the tomatoes.  What came to the table was a primo of homegrown cauliflower in a bĂ©chamel made with fresh goats milk followed by a fricassee of rabbit, fresh killed.

While I was glad to devour the cinghiale at the first vendemmia, I must admit, at my second vendemmia, I had a hard time downing the rabbit whose direct descendants, just an hour earlier, were carefully watching me as I hauled bag after bag past their hutch. 

Oh yes . . . red wine was served with the boar and white wine was served with the bunny.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Keep Off The Grass!

I remember reading a short story in Jr. High called, “Leiningen Versus the Ants.”  It spoke of a horrific encounter between a farmer and a colony of ants overtaking his land.  I remember Leiningen digging ditches and filling the ditches with petrol then setting them ablaze.  I don’t remember who won the battle; the ants or Leiningen, but I remember thinking about Leiningen last fall when my winter garden was destroyed; not by ants, but, by boars (chingiale)! 

I am currently planting a spring/summer garden and simultaneously planning a fence-building project, which should help keep the “big guys” out of my garden! 

Rich and I have been diligent in our effort to create a garden out of a long neglected terreno.  He’s become an expert dry-stone wall builder and I’ve mastered the rototiller; we’re both paying the price of this education in sums of sweat and pain. We’ve become very good at convincing each other that the result of this toil will be worth every ache! Funny how “acre” and “ache” sound so much alike!






Next to our baracca (shack) we were once shown the whereabouts of our septic tank and warned where we shouldn’t dig too deeply.  It’s a triangular bit of land which spends part of the day shaded by a huge bay-laurel.  Since we cannot plant anything substantial there it’s a perfect spot for a lawn, or what the Italians call a prato inglese – the term itself means “English field” and when an Italian pronounces “prato inglese,” it accompanies a facial expression which suggests, “what a waste of land, time, and water!”


Using the rototiller (motozappa) and heeding the advice of the former landowner, I simply broke the surface of the area making it easier to grade.  After raking, to fill-in the hollows and level the high spots, I used a water-filled roller to compact and smooth out the land. 

The next morning I faced a selection of lawn seed at the “Home Depot equivalent” and chose one called Prato Rustico, which in my mind would be more acceptable to my Italian neighbors because of the word rustico in its title – yet, I’m sure they’ll still shake their heads as they round the corner in their apes and behold my prato!  I was anxious to get home and have this planted by lunchtime.

Following the instructions to the letter, I raked the plot to loosen the surface, distributed the seed and covered it with six 50 liter bags of top soil.    I “moderatamente” watered the area and hoped for the best.  The instructions suggested that the area be watered to a depth of 2 to 3 cm each day until the sprouting grass reaches a certain height and then I could decrease the amount of water.  There are also instructions on when first to mow the grass; however, I saved that part for future reference.  I left the compagna with a great sense of accomplishment and pride.  I imagined the barbeques we’d eventually have and the cool shaded patch of lawn inviting us to stretch-out for an afternoon read or nap.       

Walking to land the next day, the issue of fencing was again clouding my mind.  Now that we’ll have a lawn, we’ll need to get going on the boar proofing, lest they destroy our perfect picnic spot!  One thing leads to another after all.

Upon arrival, Rich went off to his walls to fill-in the chinks with small bits of stone; I immediately attended my newly sowed lawn.  As I turned the spigot and watched the hose twitch as the pressure built, another movement caught my eye.  It seemed too bizarre to be true because at first glance the entire surface of my future lawn was undulating.  I’d yet to drink my daily quota of vino, so I wasn’t tipsy and even though I’d left my glasses at home, it wasn’t a bit of blurred vision that was causing this wavelike motion—surely it was an illusion of sorts, like the mirages one sees on a hot highway.  On my hands and knees for a closer look, I was horrified when I encountered the source of this illusion.


I had become a latter-day Leiningen as I beheld legions upon legions of ants marching as ants do; and each one of them holding in their pinchers one perfect prato rustico seed.  Thousands and thousands, rank after rank; they were carrying off the seeds in one direction and after presenting the spoils to their queen, back they came eager for more.  Thousands of seeds were disappearing right before my eyes. I screamed for Rich to witness what couldn’t be happening.  Could they possibly carry off all the seeds I sowed?

Following the direction of the seed laden critters, Rich and I discovered the entrance to their lair and decided that a good stream of water and a good soaking of the area should solve the problem and stop further degradation.  I blasted the hole with a full stream from the hose and then proceeded to spray the entire area with more than the recommended “moderatamente” amount.  I’ve heard of ants ruining a picnic but it was absurdly ironic for them to destroy a future picnicking spot!

The water did nothing but cause a temporary work stoppage.  Soon they were back to work and (perhaps I’m exaggerating?) making up for lost time!

The next day we returned to the store to seek out a more drastic solution to our little invasion.  Self, the “Home Depot wannbe,” had many solutions to our problem, which reassured me that we were not the only ones in Italy with ant issues. However, after reading the directions, contents and warnings of several anti-formiche solutions, we decided to take a more earth-friendly approach; after all, we were planning on eating the produce grown in close proximity to this lawn. Rich had heard that ants cannot digest cornmeal; yet, they’ll eat it anyway and take it to their queen.  After a sip of water they’re supposed to explode.  Being a sceptic I did a little bit of research on the internet and, sure enough, Rich was right! Cornmeal! It was worth a try. 

Yesterday I drove out to the land with a 1000 gr. bag of polenta.  I heaped a ring of cornmeal around the hole of the anthill and poured some in the cracks of the cement around the baracca where I’d seen ants once before.  Thinking that it certainly wouldn’t hurt the “seeded” area, and wondering just how much grass seed was left anyway, I broadcast the remainder of the bag on what will be a prato inglese someday -- dammit! Was it just my imagination or did a see an ant or two drop his grass seed and make a beeline for the cornmeal?  Will it work? Chi sa?

Today, I’m writing this and have yet to work up the nerve to see just what’s going on in our cursed blessed compagna!


Maybe the neighbors will accept this?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

For All The Saints

I'm old enough to remember when national holidays were celebrated on their proper days.  Lincoln's birthday was always February 12th, Washington's was February 22, Columbus on October 12 and Veteran's Day, November 11; as a kid this meant NO SCHOOL!  Banks and other businesses would close too, after giving their clients plenty of warning by posting signs in their windows a couple of days prior the event.  If a holiday fell on Saturday or Sunday well. . . tough luck kids, sorry gang, back to the regular grind!  


(Holidays with underlying religious themes were always surrounded by either a one or two week school vacation and hopefully, if you chose the right god, your holiday was surrounded by "time-off!")


With the invention of the Monday holiday, everything changed. No more whimpering employees and schoolchildren feeling short-changed when a holiday fell on a Saturday or Sunday. Everyone was now guaranteed a day-off and all was fair and equal. 


Yesterday was Martin Luther King Jr. Day (observed) and the only U. S. National Holiday honoring a non-president.  Dr. King was born on January 15 but he, like Lincoln and Washington, was assigned a Monday position to create a three-day "weekend." 


Celebrating someone special's "special day" is a wonderful way of honoring that special someone; moving that "special day" is a way of honoring the needs of the celebrants. That model seems to work well back home, but that would never fly here!


San Antonio, Levina (IM)


Yesterday was Saint Anthony of Egypt Day and to an Italian that means "January seventeenth."  Regardless of where in the week January 17th it falls, it is always a holiday.  A national holiday? no, does everyone celebrate it? no, but if you're named Antonio, after the saint, or if Anthony is the patron saint of your town, it's a holiday and your employer will just have to deal with it! 


And so it is and forever shall be.


San Antonio is not the patron saint of Ceriana; however, every January 17th a few dozen Cerianaschi and Cerianesi make an hour's drive to the small town of Lavina to help the locals celebrate its patron saint, St. Anthony.  This "pilgrimageliterally doubles the population of Lavina 


I'm told that this tradition started decades ago when a Cerianese woman, born in Lavina, was concerned that a dwindling population there would soon forget their rituals.  She sang with Ceriana's women's choir, le Mamme Canterine and, as a fellow musician, she enticed our band members to play in Lavina by organizing a luncheon for them.  Still alive, but now unable to participate, I hear she was a wonderful hostess who would entertain her "guests" with a, sort of, cabaret well into the night!  


To this day, an ensemble consisting of members of Ceriana's band and, I assume,
 what's left of Lavina's band, leads the procession of the Saint and provides music throughout the day.
 


Like many traditions here, Saint Anthony's Day in Lavina is a blurred mix of the "sacred and profane." Although yesterday's event included two masses and a solemn procession I suspect that most of the celebrants were, at least, equally interested in nourishing more than their spiritual appetites.







The Lunch, il pranzo, started with a different kind of procession-- a procession of "small plates," gli antipasti.  


--Before continuing I'd like to share what I've learned about the word, "antipasto." "Pasto" is the Italian word for "meal" and "anti" is Latin for "prior to" or "before."  Therefore, "antipasti" (plural) are things consumed before the main meal.




The Lunch, il pranzo, started around noon with, gli antipasti:
                                                                                                              
  1. Vegetable tart (la torta verde)
  2. A cheese filled fried raviolo
  3. A puff-pastry filled with truffles and garlic
  4. Salame and marinated olives
  5. A cod-filled fritter (friscioi)
  6. Sliced veal in tuna sauce (vitello tonnato)
  7. Fried frogs--whole (rane)

After an hour of antipasti we were treated to the primi piatti, or "first plates".  In restaurants you'll see "i primi piatti" on the menu and usually one chooses one primo piatto; at this banquet we were served three primi piatti:


  1. Risotto con quattro formaggi (Rice with four cheeses)
  2. Ravioli al ragu
  3. Tagliarini al pesto


The third hour of lunch consisted of three "second plates,"

i secondi:

  1. Roast veal with potatoes (vitello arrosto con patate)
  2. Braised goat with beans (capra e fagioli)
  3. Fried eels (anguille fritti)


The sweets, and there were three, were served on a single plate. 

  • tiramisu
  • millefoglie
  • semifreddo

At last, coffee.




"croak"
Start to finish, lunch took about four hours to complete and, at this pace, it's not impossible to consume all of the plates listed above, although I must confess I "passed" on a couple of the; shall I say, "slimier" items.  Of course, the red wine flowed and I drank my share.  




Next year (and I've already marked my calendar) St. Anthony's Day falls on a Tuesday. 


Imagine what the conversation would be like if you had to ask your boss for that particular day off.   Her side of the conversation would sound a bit like . . .


"You say you'd like the day off . . . for what? . . . a religious observance? . . . I see . . . . St. Anthony. . . where? . . .Lavina?. . . do you think you could just go to Mass and come to work late? . . . oh, I see. . . and you play in the band . . . a procession . . . uh huh . . . oh, a luncheon follows . . . well, maybe you can come in after lunch and work late . . . it's a four hour lunch? . . . I see . . . 













Sunday, January 9, 2011

Home again, home again jiggity jig!

I've heard that, "home is where the hearth is" and if that adage is correct then we've been homeless since selling #10 Cumberland Street. 


Our last true hearth!




We went "home" for the holidays for first time in our lives and, to be frank, it was a bit surreal; being "home" yet, not having a place to call our own. 


We had an eventful time staying with friends and relatives and everyone's hospitality was indeed top notch! We were; however, constantly reminded that we were indeed not home but, rather, in a locale we called "home" for many many years. 


Delma and her boy, Rich!




The first week of our visit was hampered by a nasty flu which limited our visiting time and challenged both of our "must-do" lists. The rental car sat parked for the first three days until we felt well enough to drive it to the storage unit where we would "pay our respects" to our "homeless" household items. 


Our mission, that morning, was to take home [there's that word again] some items to make life in Ceriana even more fabulous, but when I raised the rolling metal door, a pall fell over me, darkening my already miserable mood. There, surprisingly neater than I remembered, sat our things; our stuff; our cantlivewithouts; our impulse buys! The few items I had on my "take-home" list were buried deep in a stack of treasures each one triggering a memory, or, a mystery; as in, "why did we keep that?" 


On Rich's "must find and take home" list were the "oxygen" pillows we paid a fortune for and which greatly reduce one's snoring. I, on the other hand, was after my collection of Voightländer 35mm cameras--I have a romantic attachment to heavy german mechanical things. [I still intend to blog about shipping over our Benz!] 


Ill, overwhelmed and slightly depressed, we returned to the rental car with two items: Rich with a hoody, and I with a leather jacket, now too tight--must have shrunk!


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We went on with our holiday: Christmas Eve at my sister's in San Jose and a Christmas Day Drive to Rich's brother's in San Diego. Good people, good food, good times! We returned to the Bay Area to prepare for our departure.


Our last two days home were spent checking the last few items off our respective "lists." We saw three movies, sorted out various computer problems with third party apple™ geeks and had one last burger.


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I'm happy to report that after a third visit to Public Storage we left with the following: two oxygen pillows, four german cameras, a socket wrench set, Rich's favorite sweater, my STRS paperwork, and a half bottle of Howards® feed and wax--"Really?"


I returned the leather jacket to its grey bin.




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And now we're home again surrounded with the old treasures we've acquired when purchasing this 800 year old house and a few new items from our former lives back. . . home?






Time to get crackin' on the old armoire with the Howards® and some "0000" steel-wool.